Monday, August 31, 2020

CARTOON

 


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Sunday, August 30, 2020

AUGUST 2020's PATREON UPDATE!

Dear Patreon Subscribers ($2 and up),

Your Bonus PDF is in your mailboxes: Eight pages from a 1996 sketchbook (my period in North Hollywood)!

https://www.patreon.com/miltonknight


 

Thursday, August 27, 2020

FAMOUS MONSTERS

 New designs for a T-shirt company!

 




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Tuesday, August 25, 2020

JUST WORDS

Throughout history, people have used petulance and false innocence to get away with atrocities, because they don't generally hang pre-schoolers.

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"He's no fun. He probably reads MAUS for laughs."

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"How does *that* tickle your testicles??"

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Anyone notice how THE FLINTSTONES started out poking vicious fun at Hollywood ("Rock Quarry", "Monster from the Tarpits"), and later, after the show's success, co-opted that system in highly positive terms (Ann Margrock, Stony Curtis)? Oh, the humanity.

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Movies like that are made so the actors can "enjoy themselves" and make $30.000 a week and make me suffer. Why do people even go to them??
It's supporting royalty. I'm not going to contribute so Schnarzenegger can "have a ball" playing Mr. Freeze. I realize that's not all movies, but it's my most grievous memory.

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"Without another word, he fled to Israel."

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I stopped at a sandwich counter manned by two youngsters who obviously didn't give a damn. Just as I had made my choice, I noticed a number of flies in the cheese bins. I pointed them out as I turned. Behind me, one called, "HEY...It's a RESTAURANT!!"

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Monday, August 24, 2020

FACES

 Facial Jottings.

 


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Sunday, August 23, 2020

SKETCHING THE HUMDRUM

Something the artist is supposed to do, right? Yesterday afternoon in Bloomington, Indiana. Sharpie pens.

 

 

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60s "Adult" movie: I COME CHEAP.
 
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On the bus, there were a couple of loud talkin' rednecks. One of them shouted "He's an asshole", and the driver announced "NO BAD LANGUAGE ON THE BUS." Yeah, I know; freedom of speech, but I'm glad he did that. I was tired of listening to them.
 
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Howard Post on Edith Piaf: "You know, she wasn't a bad looking woman." I miss him!!
 
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SHARE THE ROD.
 
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You know, if I hadn't had my f----d up past, I wouldn't have this crazy sense of humor of mine!!
 
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*Madonna is older than EVER BEFORE!!*
"Big deal."
 
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Work a lot, get a little.
 
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I give up so far.
 
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Tuesday, August 11, 2020

NEW COMMISSION

 Done with joy. A refreshing change!

The client digs it: “that’s so f------ sick [...] F------ dope"

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Saturday, August 8, 2020

VIPs

A recently completed commission.

 

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Other Celebs I've rendered over the last few years: 







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