So there's this FB old advertisement page where somebody posted one of those early 20th century ads with a soap able to 'cleanse' a black baby.
All these people (who I imagined to be Caucasian) were arguing about whether it was 'racist' or not, with terms like 'liberal' and 'Tea Party' being flung around. (One woman imagined the ad was selling to a black audience because deep down, being white is our idea of a good time.)
I came in and said: "One great thing about FB. I can see how white people rationalize things when I'm not around." They started bumping into each other like headless chickens, and eventually the thread was removed. Ain't I a DEVIL?
"Do what your heart tells you, and SHUT UP!!!"